Episodes

81: John Ford
Oct. 2, 2022

Ineffectual citizen and basement dweller John Ford chaired the Long Island UFO Network in the 90s. When he's not chasing down UFOs, he's hatching radioactive schemes to get rid of his political opponents. Is he guilty of his crimes? Or just another victim of a government coverup? The truth is out there.

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1 hr 8 min

Finned commandos patrolling waters around military installations; combat hardened sea lions with a taste for blood; a NASA funded experiment that pits a sexually frustrated dolphin against a supple handed young woman.

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54 min
79: Killer Clown
July 18, 2022

In 1912, there's a one-legged killer clown on the loose! Join the gang as they investigate their own Pennywise murder mystery. Child sex orgy not included

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43 min
78: Three Mysteries
June 12, 2022

The gang chase down three mysteries and every joke they think up in this extended episode

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1 hr 12 min
77: John Brinkley
May 31, 2022

In the early 1900s, "physician" John Brinkley made millions by implanting goat testicles into men in order to cure their erectile dysfunction. He managed to kill some of them and become a Border Blaster Radio tycoon. Listen to find out why it's better to have 3 testicles.

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57 min

The Titanic's chief baker had one wet and wild night, and lived to tell about it. . .When being drunk at work saves your life. Come check out the story of Charles Joughin or we will see you at the crossroads.

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34 min
75: David Irving
April 18, 2022

Ready for a good villain episode? This week the subject is David Irving: pseudo historian, Holocaust denier and Hitler apologist. Join the guys as they rip apart this truly horrid human being. Hilarity ensues!

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1 hr 3 min
74: Don Omand Part 2
April 11, 2022

The second edition of Rev Doctor Donald Omand! Long awaited by fans, tales of the good Reverend in the installment include haunted roadways for some reason and ghosts which the Reverend doesn't give a shit about. Listen as the good Doctor spends more time on the side of the road than a construction cone.

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53 min
73: Yuri Tolochko
March 14, 2022

We in live in an era when a man can marry a sex doll. We live in an era where that same man can cheat on his sex doll wife with an ashtray. So, why shouldn't he be allowed to marry a chicken? Talking to all you narrow-minded people out there. Open your minds, open your hearts, open your orifices for this tale of love.

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32 min
72: UnPoped
Feb. 7, 2022

Can just anyone become the Pope? Sure looks like it. This is the crazy story of a couple of party animals that got Poped, un-Poped, re-Poped, and de-Poped. It hits all the LKP wickets: masturbation, horse sex, excessive drinking, and little bit of casual corpse play thrown in. Try not to listen to this on Sunday or Good Friday. The Lord will know.

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47 min