32 years after the infamous Max Headroom Signal Hijackings, the gang analyzes the incident by diving in the the many rabbit holes and implications of the perpetrator's odd display on national television. If the combination of Pepsi Cola, dildos, buttcheeks, and flyswatters piques your interest, buckle-up because this is going to be a wild ride.

A story, near and dear to the gang's collective heart, about a man, his love of horses, and the State of Washington's loose, if not non-existent, beastiality laws. Mr. Hands has it all, Zoophiles, sex rings, death by horse penis, and a lengthy, girthy court proceeding. The gang is left to contemplate: Who is the victim? . . . Perhaps us all.

A "Time Traveller" sends a fax (ancient correspondence machine) to Art Bell, the host of the Coast to Coast AM radio show. The fax describes John Titor as a time traveller on a quest to save the world with the aid of a time machine shoved into the trunk of a 1967 Chevrolet Corvette. Big Cat and J-Money want to believe, but the rest of the gang is unsure if John Titor exists at all.

Timothy Dexter is a real piece of shit that falls ass backwards into wealth and fortune. Villain or hero, love him or hate him, Dexter's story is chock full of hilarity and the improbable.

Julianne is a tough-as-nails 17 year old girl and sole survivor of a plane crash in the wilds of the Amazon. Here the gang is forced reflect on Julianne's sheer badassery and conclude that they could never WOMAN-up the way she did.

Do you know what goes well with internet security? Paranoia, murder, political aspirations, crypto-currency, and butt drugs. Hope you're ready to see a man eat his own dick. This is John McAfee.